7.06.2007

TDF '07 - Place Your Bets

Even thought it is hard to get excited i still like gambling on the TDF. My bets and odds below...

My money is going to...
  • Valverde ($15) - Cause he's definitely doping
  • Rasmussen ($10) Long shot but possible, its not like he races in anything else
  • Cadel Evans ($10) I momentarily bought into the hype, but now i think i just wasted $10.
  • Levi ($10) its now or never and he looks hungry every time he's in a TT.
Odds from Sportsbook.com
  • Alexandre Vinokourov 7-4
  • Andreas Kloden 4-1
  • Andrey Kashechkin 12-1
  • Cadel Evans 10-1
  • Carlos Sastre 10-1
  • Christophe Moreau 40-1
  • Cyril Dessel 40-1
  • Damiano Cunego 40-1
  • Danilo Di Luca 20-1
  • Denis Menchov 12-1
  • Frank Schleck 12-1
  • George Hincapie 40-1
  • Iban Mayo 40-1
  • John Gadret 40-1
  • Levi Leipheimer 10-1
  • Markus Fothen 40-1
  • Michael Rasmussen 40-1
  • Michael Rogers 20-1
  • Oscar Pereiro 20-1
  • Samuel Sanchez 40-1
  • Tom Danielson 20-1
  • Vladimir Karpets 40-1
  • Yaroslav Popovych 40-1
Sigh... i wish i could bet on American D3 Racing.. that would make it wayyyyy more fun.

6.13.2007

The Rock Says....

I was a cynic, I was a skeptic, basically...i became an unbeliever. My soul was crushed last July when Floyd got busted, I lost interest, stopped blogging....but just when you think cycling is going totally down hill something comes along. The new cool thing? Rock Racing! These guys are bringing some danger back to the sport!

The cool factors
1. The change their jerseys every race (supposedly)
-Every time i see them they have something different on, that is cool, not even Euro's do that.

2. Escalades - While i don't dig SUV's and their gas guzzling ways, a bunch of guys rolling up in pimped out mobster rides is pretty cool.

3. They can race!
Let's just hope they are the cool guys in black and don't sport too much attitude when we see them out on group rides.

5.08.2007

Basso states "I smoked pot but didn't inhale"

"I smoked pot but didn't inhale"b y Captain Dan

So let me get this straight. Basso wins Giro by 9 minutes, over Gutierrez (who has never done this well in a 3 week stage race and is subsequently implicated in OP). Then is implicated in Operation Puerto and can't start '06 Tour. He denies any association with Dr. Fuentes. He and CSC part ways (significant buy out clause paid by CSC), then signs multi million $ contract with Discovery and Nike.
Evidence exists that his code name is Brillo (his dogs name that he denies is true) including blood and payment records going back to 2004. He quits Discovery and yesterday confesses his involvement. Then today says it was only "just in case" and for the tour he didn't get to compete.
This is F&$king hilarious. What a putz. How can he cheat, lie, take a ton of money, spit on our sport, and then expect anyone to believe this pile of shit!

1.31.2007

Operation Don't Crash Out Lance

Ol' Webcor Pro Greg Drake wrote up this story.... Its a great first person account of a Neo Pro's first big race.

So I was racing in the 2002 SF Grand Prix, with Lance or course. I was completely intimidated by everything around me. I had been a Cat 2 for a couple months, a Cat 3 for a couple months before that, a Cat 4 for a month before that, and a Cat 5...well you get the picture. I hadn't been racing road bikes very long.

Anyway, I spent the whole night before the race waking up every hour or so with nerves raging. The little sleep I got was punctuated with dreams of crashing out Lance.

In the morning I tossed aside all my delusions of soloing in for the
win and decided that my one overarching goal (besides clipping in
properly at the start) was that I did not want to be That Guy Who
Crashed Out Lance.

Since Webcor was a major sponsor of the race our team was called up
to the start line, along with Postal. Operation Don't Crash Out
Lance was going to have to start a bit earlier than anticipated but
so be it. I managed to stage at least ten feet away from Lance at
this point so I was feeling some early success. After the gun went
off I clumsily clipped into my pedals and we were off.

I was pretty much hanging on for dear life after the gun went off so
I wasn't necessarily oozing with cogent reasoning. I quickly
reverted to a non-Lance subgoal which was to NOT be The First Guy
Dropped.

Luckily there were an unlucky Schroder Iron guy who dropped a chain
up Fillmore the first time up so I checked that one off my list.

But just as I was basking in the shadenfreude at the top of Fillmore
and reverting to my overarching race goal, I unwittingly became The
Jerk Who Let A Gap Form. Fortunately a guy from Cippolini's team who
was barking some really cool sounding Italian phrases gave me a
really hard push on the rump that literally flung me up the road. I
almost closed the gap - well not really. But at least I kept
pedealing. Another Italian with yet more incoherent, yet undoubtedly
profane Italian phrases came around me and mopped up my mess.

Now fast foward to lap two or three and we're on the flats out by
the Marina. I guess a break went up the road as things apparently
mellowed out with guys easing up a bit, grabbing drinks and
chatting. I say apparently because I was still hovering at lactate
threshold and I just couldn't relax, tailgunning it in the back of
the pack with a death-grip on the handlebars.

All of a sudden I see Lance kind of drifting back a bit throught the
pack to my right. And then I again remembered overarching goal
numero uno. In my foggy state I decided that the safest place for me
would be right behind him. I couldn't take him out and figured
others would feel the same way, maybe creating this small protective
oasis where nothing bad could happen. I just had to make sure I
braked early and often and everything would be just fine.

I then noticed several other Postal teammates drift back so I just
dangled several feet behind Lance as we rounded the north end of the
course and meandered back toward the climbs.

I must have been concentrating too hard or maybe just not paying any
attention all, because suddenly the Postal boys and I were slightly
off the back. I didn't panic because after all, I was following
Lance. What could possibly go wrong?

I found out as I'm staring at the ground and and see water droplets
near my front wheel. I looked up and yeah, I was the Rookie That Got
Peed On By Lance.

And this time, I closed the gap to the pack all by myself.

-Greg Drake

1.01.2007

New D3 Teams in 2007

I love figuring out the new Teams. This year there is only one weird wild card... but here is my take on all the new guys on the block.

BMC Racing - I like these guys, Jackson Stewart, Sayers, Moniger, Schmatz and Alexander Moos. These guys should be one of the new powerhouses out there.

Kelly Benefits - McCook, Perras, Spinelli, and Bouchard-Hall who dropped off the radar for a while. This Baltimore team is going to a whole new level. They shoudl rock the crit scene with McCook and some strong leadout guys.

Rock Racing - These guys are fascinating. No roster, no website, just a link and a contact name. The contact is a coach from LA with a business called RadSport. Both the names on the website are involved with a project called Las Vegas City of Sports, an ambitous sports related casino complex in Nevada. The primary source, Haldane Morris, is an ex racer and was apparently funding some of Rashan Bahti's comeback. While researching this some one Pro dropped his salary info in a post... $14k, if you don't want to go looking for it. Anyway... more on this group as it comes available.

Team Slipstream - They are not new, but they are going big time. Now that we know they are funded by a rich dude from NYC, who is not Mengoni, perhaps they will have enough dough to pick up Landis. Either way thise guys look good on paper... Pate, Eusar, Lewis, McCarty, and a few euro pro's for good measure.