Uhhh...I got a game for you

I don't know if they ran the right tests. Pick Tammy Thomas, 2001 US Track medalist, recently in the headlines from this line up.

The Real Meanning of Cross Mas!

Cross Mas has come of an gone.. but the spirit lives on. I don't have cable, so when my wife is watching a crappy movie i can't stand its time for CROSS VIDEOS! Here are some selections friends have helped me discover

• 2006 US Nationals - Select Shorts from NorCal Cross Guru John Funke
• 2006 World Cup Highlights - Free from Cycling TV! Click Highlights
• Old World Championships - free highlights from 1996-2000
• You Tube - I just browse some times
  
• And of course... the weird
• Richard Goes to Nationals

The big Belgian Christmas Cross Week starts on 12/23 and ends on 12/31.

dec.23: Wachtebeke - Bel
dec.26: World Cup #9 - Hofstade - Bel
dec.27: Sylvester Cyclo-cross Torhout - Bel
dec.28: Azencross Loenhout - Bel
dec.29: Cyclo-cross Middelkerke - Bel
dec.31: Superprestige #6 - Diegem - Bel

(Full Calendar) There is a race every day for the next week! I am currently trolling for some streaming Belgian TV stations since i don't think any of the normal sources have the coverage. Try Beeline TV which lists a lot of free streams or one of the Belgian TV station websites...sometimes i get lucky with highlights and stuff.

The Discovery Gambit

I am impressed with Discovery Channel. They have focus, and they have smarts. Sure...as cycling fans we all look at the Basso signing and say WTF, but we miss the point. The fallout is coming... but who cares if they get banned by the ProTour Team Federation, Tour of Denmark, and Tour of Germany. Discovery wants one thing... Win the Tour de France by all means necessary. All other races are irrelevant, especially to Americans! Its not like they will get banned from the Tour De Georgia/Utah/California etc, etc, etc. Sure... Basso is deffinately a doper, but do Americans care? Not a bit... even after Armstrong, Floyd, and Hamilton. Its not like the doping rules in other US sports like NFL, MLB, NBA are enforced, so who cares as long as Discovery wins. Everybody loves a winner... look at Lance!

The Best Podium Shot Ever

Cross Mas 2006 & Other Anouncements

Cross Mas Party

Do not forget that this Sunday is my Cross Mas party! What is Cross Mas? It’s my annual holiday party, but I have mine at a cyclocross race… its like Belgian tailgating, a bike race instead of football. Cyclo-cross is a little nutty and was recently featured in the NY Times: Cyclocross Article. It is good viewing in sunny or inclement weather.

Details below...

Host: Ted Burns

Location: Coyote Point
Coyote Point Drive, San Mateo, CA View Map

When: Sunday, December 3, 11:00am

Phone: 650 464 3753

First Annual Cross-Mas Party!

I'm celebrating the close of the cyclocross season and the start of the holiday season.

Racing starts at 8 AM, and my race is at 9:20 but I recommend coming by at 11 AM to have a beer and watch the Pro's at 12 PM and my friends in the B group at 2 PM.

Tent and a few chairs will be available but bring all weather gear if you want to stomp around the course to watch the race.

Snacks and beer will also be available at my tent (which i should have according to my master plan.)

Location of the tent will be direction on the course if I can swing it so we can hoot and holler at the poor guys racing.

Finding my Tent (or car with a cooler)
- Call once you get there 650 464 3753
- Look for a green flag with a white cross (like the one in invite below)
- Walk around and shout my name (TED? TEEED?)

Bring a cow bell if you have one....i have a few to give out.

Directions

When coming to Coyote Point from the north (San Francisco), use Highway 101 South. Take the Poplar Avenue exit. Turn right onto Humbolt until Peninsula Avenue. Turn right onto Peninsula Avenue. Go over the freeway, and then circle around and into the Park.

When coming to Coyote Point from the south (San Jose), use Highway 101 North. Take the Dore Avenue exit. Immediately turn left onto North Bayshore Boulevard. Turn right onto Coyote Point Drive to the park.

Map to the vicinity of the course

Announcement # 001
New Years Resolution #1 for 2007
I will try to post at least once a month in the new year!

Finally! Coming Clean

After the Floyd TDF debacle i kept thinking "Somebody just needs to come clean and spill the beans!" well in a post United sacking period of self reflection Frankie Andreu has done just that.

Andreau Statement

The more interesting bit is that the New York Times is covering it and has corroboration from another former US Postal Teammate from 1999. I am glad that they papers are starting to take a real run at the situation

New York Times Article

Check out the roster from '99 and see who you think it is...

• ARMSTRONG Lance - No way it is him, too much on the line
• ANDREU Frankie - Came clean
• DERAME Pascal - Doubt it HAMILTON Tyler - He's denied this far, he faces lifetime ban if he admits now.
• HINCAPIE George - Still racing, and doing well. No way he'd admit it after USPRO champs.
• LIVINGSTON Kevin - Had a tough going over after he left US Postal, but still has some cycling ties.
• MEINERT-NIELSEN Peter - Doubt it
• VANDEVELDE Christian - Still racing, and just starting to win.
• VAUGHTERS Jonathan - Admission would jeopardize the entire TIAA-CREF program but he does want to make the sport clean.

The news about Floyd testing positive after the tour really tarnished the 80$ I won on him at 7/1 odds. Despite the circumstances of how the information was released the Floyd incident really put me off Pro cycling for a while hence my lack of posting or even reading about races, I mean they are all doping at this point...doesn't it seem like it? That said, WADA and Dick Pound are worth a whole other post, I'm reading his book now so I will share the dirt when i am done.

Odd's on Basso - Time to Ante Up

Get your money down @ http://www.sportsbook.com!

There are some good deals here... Jan at 12-5, Floyd at 8-1, Cadel at 20-1. However, since i and the bookies don't really think any of them have a chance i put my money on Basso which is pretty crappy at 11-10! Anyway...i have $20 on basso and $9 on floyd. All money is made from Lance at previous tours.

Alejandro Valverde 7-1
Alexander Vinokourov 8-1
Andreas Kloeden 40-1
Andrey Kashechkin 80-1
Bobby Julich 100-1
Cadel Evans 20-1
Carlos Sastre 100-1
Christoph Moreau 100-1
Damiano Cunego 25-1
Denis Menchov 30-1
Eddy Mazzoleni 100-1
Floyd Landis 8-1
Francisco Mancebo 50-1
Georg Totschnig 100-1
George Hincapie 30-1
Haimar Zubeldia 80-1
Iban Mayo 80-1
Ivan Basso 11-10
Jan Ullrich 12-5
Joseba Beloki 60-1
Levi Leipheimer 45-1
Michael Rasmussen 40-1
Oscar Pereiro 50-1
Paolo Savoldelli 40-1
Santiago Botero 100-1 V
ladimir Karpets 60-1
Yaroslav Popovych 18-1

End Bad Cycling Handshakes

WRONG

We have all fallen victim to trying to shake somebody's hand while riding. After a race, or on a group ride, what ever. I am here to ask you to stop. It just doesn't work. Next time you need to great or congratulate somebody do the fist bump. If we all work together we can end the sad little papal ring kissing attempts that give all cyclists a bad name.

RIGHT

Simoni

I know this has nothing to do with american's except for my last quote. I just love Simoni's whining though, he is such a satisfying guy to hate. This was almost too easy. He talks a lot of garbage... Also check out the Simoni Cars web site, its not related but wouldn't it be great if it was?

"I went to the dentist that day and he gave me an injection but I did not ask him what products were in it. When I left him I went to see my aunt and on returning to my hotel I was confronted by two people from the World Anti-Doping Agency." [on testing positive for cocaine in 2002]

"Armstrong definitely doesn't frighten me on the climbs, and he knows it." VN 2003

On the 2003 Tour De France "I feel really bad, I just want to go home,I came here hoping to win the race but my morale is in my boots. I've never liked the Tour anyway. I want to go home. I'll be carrying on, and we'll see what happens. But it's really difficult when it's like this."

"I didn't enjoy the Tour; there's little space to express yourself as a rider with so much domination by Armstrong. The Giro is totally different."

"I don't want to have any further contact with (Ballerini)...I focused on racing at the Worlds for nine months. If (Ballerini) wasn't interested in me, there must have been something else behind it. Now to add insult to injury, (because of public comments about Ballerini) I have a problem with the (Italian Cycling) federation. But no matter what, I'll never wear the (Italian) national jersey again. I don't want to change my nationality but it's not really my choice. I have to do this if I want to race in the World Championships again."

"You're a bastard...you are really stupid." To Cunego at 2004 Giro

Following Cunego's Saturday-morning press conference, Saeco riders and staff dressed in pink to pose for a picture - except Simoni, who refused to join the love fest. VN

"I was upset that Damiano wanted to win in such a dominant fashion this Giro, I didn't think that was necessary when Damiano accelerated in front of me in Friday's stage. It did annoy me, but that's all finished now."

"What happened that day at Bormio has never happened to me before, when Cunego wanted to win the stage. There was an agreement that day. In my career, I've let other riders win and I've won myself, but I've never gone back on my word. And before Bormio, no one ever did it to me."

"If Armstrong rode both the Giro d'Italia and then the Tour de France, we'd see how good he really is, for better or worse, He has said he wants to ride the Giro at least once during his career, and this could be the right moment to do it. Next year the Giro finishes at the end of May, and the hardest stages of the Tour de France are in late July, so he'd have enough time to recover."

"I don't want to think about the Tour. I've been racing for 20 days, and all I want to do is go home and see my family. After that I'll come up with some plan to conquer the world."

"I have to go into this Giro like a crazy man. We'll see if I'm crazy enough to win it."

"Cunego is now a captain on his own and he can't hide behind me anymore,"

"Basso asked me to wait for him on the descent. If I had known he was going to do that, I would have used a different tactic. Obviously, there are no gentlemen in this game,"

"I've never seen anyone dominate like that, never seen any one that strong! He seems like an extra-terrestrial,"

"Five kilometres from the finish of the stage Basso asked me for money in exchange for him letting me win, I've never asked for charity or for the stage win and when Basso asked for money it really hurt me. I've never done anything like that during my career."

"Basso deserves his Giro win but he doesn't exist for me any more,"

Armstrong on Simoni
"For sure he was impressive in the Giro and since then he's been talking a lot, but talk is cheap as they say."

Paris Roubaix - I am a little disgusted today

First of all it was won by a time trial specialist. (Check the Sweet video) That's just wrong.

Second his name is Fabian. Call me old school but Tom or George seems like a more appropriate name for a Paris Roubaix winner. Fabian Cancellara should be at the Circuit de la Sarthe or something.

Third, what the hell is up with this train thing. And all those guys that got DQ'd for crossing before it came?

Fourth, I know it is not his fault but I am annoyed with Hincappie for getting smoked. I bet the component guys are all freaking out cause his forks broke.

Fifth, Saul Raisin better get well and back on the bike. Its starting to look like he is the only hope for American cycling.

Sea Otter - I don't get it

I don't really get the Sea Otter Cycling Classic.

It's a festival, its a race... it's a trade show, it's a charity ride. It's a mountain bike race, its a road race, it's kind of confusing. What the hell is it? In addition to all that they run all the races on a race track. I guess it might be fun to camp out for the weekend.

The primary emphasis seems to be on the trade show/market place component. Check out the map of the area. Regardless, the Aussie contingent, which seems to get bigger every year, dominated the finish with a 1-2-3 showing.

The cork screw looks pretty fun. It's the only turn the race track won't provide footage of.

The Bisceglia Affair

So the USA Cycling CEO got fired which judging from reactions is a sudden and not terribly popular move. Why is this interesting? Because it looks like it is a conspiracy to keep Lance Armstrong and company out of the line of fire.

A guy on my team sent a great article about how USA Cycling is controlled by Tom Weisel (pictured on the right), Lance Armstrong, and their cronies. It is pretty well put together. I am going to have to get Weisels bio. I think the french would love to add this layer of complexity to the Armstrong/L'Equipe story. It would be great if there was a master plan and villain in this story.

G-DUB this Wednesday

(The Kemmelberg)

I am rechristening The Gent Wevelgem G-DUB. Since it is the closest thing to a Spring Classic us American's can win, it should have a good American monicker. So... from now on, it will be known as G-Dub (or GW). A few more Americans are entered or listed as reserves.
1. George - He's won this one before, looking good right now, boonen will probably take it easy.
2. Aaron Olson - didn't finish the Ronde, welcome to the big leagues
3. Fast Freddy - will probably get bumped by a Belgian
4. Guido Trenti - The Italian America, he'll finish and bust his but for somebody good, like say Boonen or Bettini
5. Bernhard Van Ulden - is listed as an alternate for Navigators, way cool! I hope he rides.
6. Canadians - Walters is pretty old, Barry got smoked on Sunday, Dionne didn't finish Sunday

KBC Driedaagse De Panne - Koksijde is the club that puts the race on. Check out the Organization link (my flemish is getting good) thoe dudes in the brown jackets are the guys that run cycling in Belgium, i love it.

No Surprises - Belgian, Belgian, Hincapie

Video of the Finish: Click text next to video, it is pretty choppy.
1. Tom Boonen (B), Quick Step 6:24:26 (40.414kph)
2. Leif Hoste (B), Discovery
3. George Hincapie (USA), Discovery, at 1:17

Interesting thing is Hincapie sounds pissed, I bet Hoste screwed him to get second.
"My legs were great today," Hincapie said after the finish. "Probably better than ever. And I wasn't really able to show that."

De Ronde, De Ronde - US Will Suck Out in Another Classic

De Ronde is tomorrow, so I am assuming Boonen or some other iron dutch boy will win. How is it that the US can produce half of the top 10 in the the Tour but can't get one freaking "Classics" win. The closest we have ever come is Hincapies 2nd in the Paris-Roubaix last year but that was an out of contention second. It kind of feels like we are becoming the new Spanish with no guys that can ride the cobbles. Bascially I only think there are a handful of real classics.
1. Milan San Remo - But who cares about La Primavera other than the Italians
2. Tour of Flanders - The Ronde, a cooler, but if you aren't Flemish who gives a shit
3. Paris Roubaix - The Hell of the North, this is the one i think american's should shoot for.
4. Liege-Bastogne-Liege - Tyler won this, does that still count though?
5. Tour of Lombardy - Another Italian special, Tour of the falling leaves has a nice ring to it though.

What are American chances like tomorrow? Let's see...not good since only two american's are on the start list. I'll include the canadians to make it a real list. I think there are more aussies than russians this year!
1. Aaron Olson - I'm liking him because he took over for Horner and is pals with Dionne. Still up and coming though.
2. George Hincapie - Probably The best US hope but no way.
2.5 Fast Freddy - I don't see him on the official start list. I m sure he was bumped for a belgian dude.
3. The Canadians - Dionne (no way), Barry (no way), Hesjdal (isn't he a mtn biker?)

So... US/Canadian chances? Slim to none. I guess all the US guys are getting ready for Sea Otter.

The Horn Squad Returns - Amgen Tour of California

I have been on hiatus for way to long. I blame the job not the baby, who by the way got her picture taken at the SF GP with Katheryn Curry the women's national champion, of course I can't find the pic anymore which is killing me! I will post here when i find it again.

The horn squad turned out in force for the Amgen Tour of California. It was 10 minutes from work so a couple of us went over with our cowbells to raise a ruckus. It was a beautiful February day and we freaked out a couple of the riders. We got these totally funny looks as if... "What the hell is going on". It was seriously the middle of nowhere east bay nor cal (union city to be exact) and there are like a couple hundred people with cowbells standing around in the middle of a work day for almost the whole route.

The Amgen tour is deffinately worth checking out. My only complaint is that the live feed web feed was down the first two days. The Grassy Knoll project, fan community generated video and pics, is pretty sweet idea...a totally good community application.

The Horn Squad

It is almost time for the SF Grand Prix and I am signing up members for The Horn Squad. Buy your shirt and meet me in the city...its a fun day.

I like Chris Horner...but you have to admit, he's kind of a dick. That said he's the most interesting American at the tour this year given he's smart racer, fit, and willing to kill for some Euro results.

At the end of the day he always tells it like it is. Sadly it comes off sounding a little like he's a total asshole. Examples below...

• Tour de Suise Vincenzo Nibali wouldn't work
• 2005 US Pro Pate wouldn't work
• 2004 Olympic Trials MCartney wasn't the best guy

I'm totally psyched he made it to the tour with his win in Switzerland. He's been the blue collar star of US cycling for the last several years. His stint, and dominance on Webcor last year wast cool. He's always willing to lay it down for teammate as seen at last years SFGP for Charles Dionne and the US Pro championship for Mark McCormack in 2003.

His ride at the tour into Montpellier had me on the edge of my seat. And the best party is he was fined swiss france for throwing a water bottle at a guy that wasn't working in his break and then tried to take off. Show those frogs how its done Chris! God i bet it felt good to nail that guy.

I envision him being this blue collar guy wholives in Bend, OR to save money and has a million kids. Thats so cool...i think the only problem is he's not smart outside of cycling. I think he could be the first good American Director Sportif when his career winds down. Next year will be interesting with him riding at Davimaton Lotto with Freddy and McKewan.

Regardless I am forming a fan club called the Horn Squad. The point being you honk when he wins anything. It would be like when the Portuguese or Mexicans beat anybody in soccer...you drive around in your car with flag on the window honking. Join me...i'm getting an air horn.

Le Tour Preparation - American Style

It's the only time of year that leaves a hole in my heart when it is over. The tour has replaced Christmas as my favorite holiday. Every fan has his own way of getting ready...


1. Place your bets
that's right...get them in while its hot. The odds suck...10-11 for lance to win but hey, its easy money. I got my 20 in this year. Last year I lost on Kerry, I lost on Tyson, but lance made it all back. I'm ready to go.

To get going

• Go to www.sportsbook.com
• Create Login and well...Login
• Go to "Other" bets in nav
• Scroll to "Exotic" (how weird is that)
• Click "Tour de France"
• Do you damage

2. Set up your TDF Fantasy team on Cyclingnews.com

These games always frustrate me but I play none the less. I can't really get the strategy down. I like to pick names I know and last year I spent a shit load on Pettachi..and he SUCKED. I like Horner this year, he's going for a stage. He wants to be the next Ekimov....my next piece will be on him.

3. OLN TV Schedule - Know your time difference

I get screwed being on the west coast but all you East coast guys are SET! You get into work and tune into OLN on TV or the Internet. OLN coverage is awesome...I remember the days of ABC broadcasting highlights on weekends...those were the dark days. I always find the easiest thing to do is tune into the official website at www.letour.com and get the broadcast or updates from there. I love cyclingnews.com and velonews live race coverage but the graphics and time splits on the letour.com site are awesome.

Race hard and watch TV...you'll never be a better cyclist after july!

A Serb, A Tool and A Dog Lover

Dedicated to Dominic who lent me his bike..thanks-it saved my ass

Every year there is a surprise in the US peleton...last year it was Webcor this year it is Ivan Stevic and the Aerospace Engineering Group team. Stevic won the RR at Sea Otter and then hammered the field in all three races at Bisbee! Who the hell is this guy...Serbian National Champion I know but thats like being the strongest guy in the room of computer geeks. Check out the Aerospace Engineering website...http://www.aerospacecycling.com/ once you start digging there is something weird. Lots of eastern europeans, based in florida, incorporated in the bahamas...its just different to say the least. Still...they got some shit going on, i need to add their link to the team list.

To answer some friends....

Why is Tom Danielson a Tool by me

Exhibit A. Personal Website (thanks for the wedding pictures form last winter dumbass)

Exhibit B. Cyclingnews.com journal - when you win the biggest race of your carreer for the best team in the world you might want to get a few words in there. Have your freaking mom do it for christ sake. Oh hell, i'm cheap, i'd do it for a hat!

Exhibit C. The hair must be fixed

And Tyler Hamilton is almost completely detached from reality now...its pretty interesting to check out his website. Half ode to dogs, half invective about the unfairness of life and the USADA.

The Next Cool American

All this talk of lance retiring and the next generation of cyclists bugs me. Tom Danielson, recent Tour of Georgia winnner seems like such a weenie...I like Dave Zabriske, I saw him at Morgan Hill and he kicked ass. The duel between him and Clinger (who looks bad ass, DON"T LOSE THE INK CLINGER!) was cool.

I remember back in 97-98 the next great American hope was going to be Bobby Julich. I know I should be happy for Bobby Julich's victory at the Paris Nice and his renewed vigor the last two years. He's a great comeback story afterall. I just can't shake the feeling he is a tool.

When I was a junior, and Bobby was a junior, I heard from a bunch of friends that went to nationals that he was target of a lot of pranks. I thought this was kind of cruel until they explained it was because he would throw temper tantrums when he couldn't find his vitamins. To the point that he would call his Dad in Colorado crying. Sounded weird.

I was pretty impressed that he made it over to Europe with Motorola. I was even more impressed when he finished third in the 98 tour with Cofidis which I covered for AOL. He seemed to avoid all the doping scandals going on at the time.

It was a tough time for US cycling and he looked like the next great hope. In 99 he was poised to do great things.... but he crashed, Lance won, and the rest is history. Apparently he was a real pain in the ass while on Credit Agricole. He wanted his own cook, and better rooms and all kinds of stuff that the French team balked at.

Let's hope that SO PRO Jones makes it over to Europe...he could be the coolest thing in American cycling since Bob Roll. SO PRO just needs to change his website to something other than PINK...whats up dude, you trying to get on T Mobile?

DO YOU GET THAT WEB MASTER? NO PINK